The Porn Star and the Italian Stock Market 

Ok, so even as someone with an anthropological background, I still don’t understand why Italian porn stars make such great activists. It can’t be in the genes, so it’s the pasta. right? I mean well-oiled, squirmy, al dente…

A panty-clad Italian porn star shook up the Milan stock exchange Tuesday by accusing flummoxed financiers of “stripping Italians of everything but their underwear”. ~ Porn star in bourse panty stunt

Right on! Ms. Perego wants to use her body to send messages. (I do too, but mine is only for big messages. Call 555-1212 for rates. You could write war and peace on the bulk of it, (or just choose war, because it’s the most popular diversion right now for uninvolved onlookers holding oil stocks…))

Come to think of it, perhaps we should all show up at the AIG headquarters in our skivvies. These guys get bonuses for screwing up the country, paid for by taxpayers. You could buy a space flight for what each of these reprobates get from us: Sweden’s Ice Hotel says it will start including tickets for Virgin Galactic’s space trips in its offerings to tourists: $200,000 a pop.

But really, all this wouldn’t be so hard to take if we had a porn star in congress. Remember Cicciolina?

I do. Those were the days…


The Porn Star and the Italian Stock Market originally appeared on WanderingItaly.com , updated: Jan 01, 2021 © .

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