Valentino Rossi: Wait! Don't Close Those Curtains Valentino!

I raced cars for a few years. That’s really not as nuts as racing motorcycles, but Valentino Rossi, the uber-famous moto GP racer makes it look effortless. I mean, effortless but dangerous: the bike is almost parallel to the track, kneecaps clattering along the tarmac like castanets…

But even when he crashes and is skittering toward a tire wall like a rag doll in a blender, Valentino is known to pop up like a jack-in-the-box and jump the fence like a high jumper on his way back to the paddock. He’s invincible. Well, maybe not:

Valentino Rossi, probably the most gravity-defying rider in motorcycling history, fell while he was drawing the curtains in his house and is a doubt for this week’s pre-season MotoGP tests in Sepang. ~ MotoGP: Rossi falls drawing curtains

You’d think Valentino would have a maid to draw his curtains. He’s a star, you know.

He’s questionable for the upcoming Malaysian tests, but he’s going anyway.

Who knows, he might find him a woman who can draw curtains.

So, if you’re thinking about it, take that Italian vacation now, now, I tell you! That garage door has been eyeing you strangely, hasn’t it? You never know what they’re thinking, these inanimate objects, but they’re for sure out to get you…

Valentino Rossi: Wait! Don't Close Those Curtains Valentino! originally appeared on , updated: Feb 07, 2009 © .

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