I love the story of the ‘Ndrangheta boss getting captured while having the fat sucked out of him in a liposuction operation at a private clinic in Calabria.
When he finds out it’s the police standing over the new, slender him, he’s relieved because he thought they might be hitmen.
Imagine. It’s just like on the tee vee. Take out the bullets to the head and the cocaine and you’d have a real human comedy on your hands. It’s not just government that’s powered by vain nitwits.